(verse 1) Put some grease in the gears quit doing the robot T-10,000 terminator flow-bot Get on the floor and show me what you got cause you Gotta hit it hard when we party in Bangkok Dark back alleys under moon light Drinking sake and I just might Lose my mind with blurry eyesight Can't stop now, can't see no red lights 'Cause I'm your buddy in a limo throwing money Chilling with the honeys, and they really think I'm funny When I'm rolling through the city with the skinny little bitty With the big fake titties, and she's really looking pretty Cause she really really really wanna get it but she got to wait a minute when you finally get up in it show me you can make it blow hurry girly you can take it never gonna have to fake it guarantee that I'll make it so you never want to go (pre-chorus) Walk up in the club, pop some bottle and fill my glass Ladies love us style for miles and swag on max Put your drinks up, assume the hardcore party stance Throw that drink back, find a lady proceed to dance (chorus) We party hard when we're in Bangkok, Bangkok Anything goes when we're in Bangkok, Bangkok We get real crazy here in Bangkok, Bangkok Girl let me teach you how to Bangkok, Bangkok We party hard when we're in Bangkok, Bangkok Anything goes when we're in Bangkok, Bangkok We get real crazy here in Bangkok, Bangkok Girl let me teach you how to Bangkok, Bangkok (verse 2) Rappers flex and I'm sipping beers While we kick dope shit, make you jiggle the rears Motorboat honeys, it'll be my pleasure Getting girls wetter than sunken treasure Bob up and down with the flat brimmed hat Lookin' so surprised a white guy can rap You tried to be the shit but your're just a crap Now you follow what I'm doing on your Twitter app Rock the party music that'll make your momma have a fit Hold on tight and we'll take it back a little bit Motherfucking 2 legit, never ever gonna quit Party in the bathroom cause we know that we're the fuckin shit Lyrical chef but I'm not Raekwon I'm the king of the board and you're just a pawn Call Dana White and we'll get it on If you wanna throw down in the octagon Walk up in the party looking pale and nerdy Gawking at the chickens and they really purtty Bawk bawk now they're drinking and they're getting flirty Talking in my ear and they're getting dirty Do it in the dark like Moriarty Bombay and tonic, don't drink Bacardi Moneybeard shooting dice like Mario Party Got more beef than a fuckin' Arby's (chorus) We party hard when we're in Bangkok, Bangkok Anything goes when we're in Bangkok, Bangkok We get real crazy here in Bangkok, Bangkok Girl let me teach you how to Bangkok, Bangkok We party hard when we're in Bangkok, Bangkok Anything goes when we're in Bangkok, Bangkok We get real crazy here in Bangkok, Bangkok Girl let me teach you how to Bangkok, Bangkok (bridge) Bangkok, Bangkok You shoulda seen the shit that we did in Bangkok Bangkok, Bangkok We really love it when we fuckin' party here in Bangkok

(verse 1) Hey girl, what's your name? You go by Tina? My mom's the same! That's so weird, can I buy you a drink? You saw me on stage, what did you think? Did you like the show? I'm glad you came! I keep it real, I don't play no games. My name's Dalton, but they call me Daltino I saw you watching me, hotter than Reno I love to watch the way you move Across this floor you shake and groove Your grindin' put me in a trance I think I'm in need of a private dance Walk past Frank playing Super Nintendo He won't mind the Big O crescendo Back, Back, B, pull her close - Mortal Kombat Back of the bus and you know that I'm on that When it comes to me, girl, you know I take the cake I'm the best mistake that you're ever gonna make Tengo mucho fuego cuando en la cocina Tengo mucho fuego con una latina (pre-chorus) Girl, I wanna get to know you Got something I wanna show you Something that I feel I owe you Think you need that BOOM BOOM (chorus) In the Bedroom x 7 (verse 2: Boizee) Walkin' past my section I'm like, Boizee man, how you do? I noticed when you're walking in the club I was watching that big boom from across the room She all dolled up, she got cute eyes And that booty shakin, them thick thighs She got swag that matches these curves on her Really makin' them jeans fit nice Girl, I'm big time, big shot And these other dudes are just big talk So let's take it up that boom room And these other ho's can just kick rocks Them hips rock, I'm in the twilight rollin' Got a lemon in the highlife goin' Hundred miles and hour and I'm at her like zoom and I'm makin' her feel that boom boom (chorus) (bridge) Big Tokyo and Boizee-Boys gettin' noisy We're looking shady, we're getting faded We're going crazy, you're gonna see You're day 1, we're upgraded You're with some bros, we're with the ladies Might be comin' off cocky, but we're blowing like auto shottys But it up like Rocky, wild and rowdy like Roddy Burn down the venue, press start to continue Stretch it out like yoga in the back of a black Toyota I really wanna get to know ya Got something I wanna show ya

(verse 1) Friday night and the wallets light Gotta make it work if I wanna get it started right Call my homies and get that hookup 007, martini shook up Old school rager, party in the backwoods Whole crew rollin (might get good) 18 bucks, head to the store Pint of Orloff, 6 pack Coors Off brand cola, bag of ice 19 bucks, put back that ice Bag of chips and PBR pounders Where we goin' Won't find no bouncers (chorus) So what do you do when you broke as hell? You Gonna give up, and say oh well? Not tonight man, gotta get it started im broke as hell but i'm ready to party (verse 2) 2010 The Year I Made Contact Drunk in this field with a bottle of Malbec Maybe Merlot, I can't recall Back in the day I drank it all Big ass fire, cold case of beer Blanket in the car for you my dear You want the club with the music loud Paydays long gone, that's not allowed Drinkin on Orloff with a cola mixer Clothes melt off, liquid elixer As you pull my hands back towards my car Two become one under the stars (chorus) So what do you do when you broke as hell? You Gonna give up, and say oh well? Not tonight man, i gotta get it started Looks like I'm broke and ready to party (verse 3) Yo girl! Where'd the gin go? Mother fuckers eatin' up all my Pringles All that's in my pocket is a little jingle Low cash flow, I keep it simple Estoy vacío en Domingo Bet ya didn't know that your boy's bilingual It's a party, man, I wanna mingle Meet some ladies that might be single Girl I'm reading all your signals Lookin' in your eyes I see a twinkle I say a few lines that make you giggle You got a few that make me tingle Let's sneak away as the fire dwindles I'm stumblin' around but I'm feeling nimble Doing some things that might be sinful Get knocked out like Rip Van Winkle

(verse 1) Call me necromancer 'cause I raise the dead With the rhymes so heavy, barracuda with the hemi head Girls gather 'round cause they wanna hear what Hemi said Got em going down like I made the fucking zeppelin lead Always trying to find my self a stairway to Heaven But I'm stuck buying Slurpies at the 7-11 But I'll throw one in the air and make it rain ya Ladies ripping shirts like Hulkamania Gettin' mad heavy like a mother fuckin' dinosaur Bros get together we'll be forming like the Megazord Spitting sick rhymes sharper than a diamond sword Go where we want, kings of the checker board Little ol' you versus my rhymes When I rap water turns it self to wine Tried to step up but you crossed the line Now you're on the mat and your girl is mine Gotta go ham gotta get it 360 Goose in the juice make the girls feel frisky Get insane way up in Maine Sip Shipyards and my homeboys with me (pre-chorus) Girls I like thigh highs and camo Popping Moxie inside Lambos His voice is high, he doesn't blow hydro He's a white guy but his rhymes are kinda fly though (chorus) Whatever you do from 9 to 5 Forget that shit cause you're here tonight Big Tokyo make you feel alright Now get to dancing and come alive (verse 2) Yo, I'm a wolf in dope clothing Ask your sister 'cause I know she knows me Tell you all about it you aint gotta be nosy Bitches got they hands on me tryin' to pose me Songs good anytime of day, mimosas When I'm throwing back these Cap and colas Coats your throat like a dope Ricola Don't try it just do it, Yoda Come on over hear and let me baby you Maybe you let me see you in your Daisy Dukes Big Tokyo got some shit to say to you Best fucking thing since the days of radio Oh, D-Train, you so nasty Love to do it up in the back seat Never gonna spit a rhyme up on a whack beat Stuck up bitches all want to jack me Little bit of static, but i'm rolling in the gravy though Make every girl think shes my favorite ho Meet me at the van after the show Motorboat the titties then I got to go (pre-chorus) Give you a peek behind the scenes Got a million dollars in L.L. Bean 207 we keep it clean 'Naw mean? (chorus) Whatever you do from 9 to 5 Forget that shit cause you're here tonight Big Tokyo make you feel alright Now get to dancing and come alive

Hello? Yes. Oh a party? Where? SPACE? We're on our way... (verse 1) So, we were invited to a bitchin' space party I couldn't count how many space bitches were in attendance Cuz there were like, so many. There were at least 10. I moonwalked over to the bar and ordered myself a gin & Tang From across the space party I see a sexy alien lady The mission is clear: I've traveled galaxies to probe you! (chorus) We went to a space party We were invited by an alien They were dancing with space bitches They were sipping on gin & Tang (verse 2) It wasn't long at all before I knew I'd be knocking moon boots with this little alien broad After a few more Gin & Tangs I told Moneybeard to pull the shuttle bus around to the front As we left the party I told her we should make a stop at Uranus. I don't think she got the joke. I'm not sure if she's never heard of the planet Uranus or if she simply doesn't have an anus. Once in the shuttle bus I put my thrusters on full blast...and then we started the ship. (chorus) We went to a space party I hooked up with an alien Frank pulled the shuttle around We decided to a space party (bridge feat. Renee) (chorus) We went to a space party I offended an alien She said I was insensitive I suppose I'll just go home